15 Things Black Girls Love to do on facebook
- Change relationship status from “ Single” to “Its Complicated” and back to “Single”, all within 1 week’s time and act like nothing ever happened.
- Post self photographs that are taken with a visible camera phone in the bathroom with lips pursed, eyes low and back arched
- Go to work out and post on facebook “Getting my FINE on!”
- Post facebook on Saturday night talking about the Club and then another update on Sunday morning talking about praising the Lord in Church
- Post a photo of a pair of new designer boots then put a status update the next day saying “ Damn, I am broke! “
- Post 100 YouTube videos( in a row) of “old school” hits featuring Boys II Men, Brandy, Monica, Tyrese or Jodeci
- Make random shout outs to Grandmother and/or mother on a daily basis “ I love my Mama! She holds me down”
- Talk about their kids and constantly post photos of said kids on the news feed, praising them on accomplishments that really aren’t that big of a deal “ My baby Terrell got Perfect Attendance!” or “ My Neisha just made the 15th string of the Volleyball team”….
- Put consistent strings of bible verses, religious acclamations and/or lyrics from church songs
- Post steady status updates about the current love life. No matter how sketchy the guy is.. “ I love how my baby knows JUST how to take care of me” or “ Damn, I love my boo"
- Post passive-aggressive status updates meant to take a stab at whatever girlfriend they are hating on at the current time. “You think you can trust a person until they STAB in you the back and won’t take responsibility for their actions!”
- Put creepy personalized status updates directed towards hot celebrities as if they know them “ Happy Birthday Beyonce! I hope your day is fabulous” or “ Congratulations on your baby. We love you!”
- Post photos by random vehicles while wearing heels with bottom lifted up and out and looking over shoulder.
- Put random photos of new hairstyles, shoes, clothes, jewelry, etc etc
- Use excessive amounts of slang and profanity in status updates without blinking an eye
FINALLY, some one GOT IT RIGHT.
ReplyDeleteTanya you're so right on this, number 4 is my favorite.
P.S. Jesus is the reason for the Season.
P.S.S. what you got poppin for New Years, I'll be hittin up so party, getting my ... on 'ya dig'
Tanya you da woman!! You give the people what they want xoxox :) great article.
ReplyDeleteThese are so true Tanya....im cracking up!!...good work as always.
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